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I never understood how wizards in the hp universe were confused by Hermione’s parents being dentists???? Do wizards not have dentists?? Do they have spells to cure gingivitis?? Do they even know what a toothbrush is?? Wizards are disgusting

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daniel radcliffe is a treasure to be protected

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what the fuck is this what does this mean

why do almost 2,000 people understand fucking plastic cutlery on napkins

is there a hidden message?  Is is a code?  What the fuck this website is literally trash

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Did you know that electrons have mass?

I didn’t even know they were catholic


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the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

When buying a dress its essential that you know your dress can swallow your prom date and increase your own strength through their life essence

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Sometimes other people’s captions are what make a post better

Random fact: If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.

This is not one of those times

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tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

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hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

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senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

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he just became like 50% carrot

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so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

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